Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by
inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.
I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.
“I’m happy. I feel good, and it’s OK if I don’t, you know? Embrace it. I embrace the happy, I embrace the sad as best as I can. It’s hard to figure out how to embrace sad or anger, you know?”